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Yes, they will.

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Ah, another Billy Blake fan! I wrote this, a few years ago, after one more hubristic dingleberry almost zeroed himself out! 'Hope you can dig it!

The Tiger, AKA The "Cheatah"

(Sorry Mr. Blake)

Tiger, Tiger, not so bright

Can't you stay at home at night?

How immoral, my, oh my,

What is this problem with your fly?

Just how many the lies

Brought on by thy roving eyes?

How much more must you acquire,

So as to quench your trouser fire?

And what of thy sporting art

Will all those corp'rate types still part

With all that treasure, rich and sweet

In golden mounds laid at your feet?

Was El such a ball and chain?

In which orifice was thy brain?

Calloway within Wifes' grasp,

Did you even think to gasp?

And when the fireplug burst its' gears

To flood the street like giants' tears,

Did blondie laugh in vengeful glee,

And try to make a steer of thee?

Tiger, tiger, not so bright

Soon your wallet may be light

You can thank that roving eye

When fame and fortune wave Bye Bye!

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